his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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