he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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