Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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