That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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