"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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