found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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