Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
