I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Randomize
