She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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