So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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