if i can run in heels then i can drive
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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