STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Randomize
