Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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