I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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