the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
