I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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