do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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