i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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