So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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