She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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