The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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