what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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