It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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