He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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