hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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