Christians are straight up FREAKS
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
The adults are the big ones right?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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