I must be too annoying 4 u.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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