We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I need help removing her.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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