I'm jealous of your bromance
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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