Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
you win again, gameday.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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