found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
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