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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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