i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Sponge bath it is.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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