Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
