After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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