Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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