Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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