yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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