He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
