He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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