pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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