real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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