Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Randomize
