You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just made out with a guy for $7.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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