Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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