I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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