we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Randomize
