Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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