Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just had sex on a roof
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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