Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize
