Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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