i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
