do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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